'Tis just a flesh wound!

I'd had slightly more grandiose plans for today's post. However, I had a hell of a mishap in the kitchen last night and am too grumpy and bandaged up to do much more than this. Promises that tomorrow will be better (that's what I'm telling myself anyway!). 

And I don't care who ya are, "Bitch Stickers" are for tough-ass bitches (if I left this nonsense exposed I'd be all gangrenous and Master & Commandery...ain't nobody got time for that! 

I'll be normalish and rationalish soon, I swear. I hope you have a wonderful day!